Hey dad, haven’t’ seen you in a while, how’ve you been? I’m doing much better now, I met this guy named Devin at work and he is just so amazingly sweet and fabulous. We got together about three months ago and we’ve been working our asses off trying to stay afloat together. I really would like you to meet him, I think you’ll like him a lot. Oh by the way, I got into some trouble with the cops last week and they are looking for me, so could you please tell them I’m out of the state? It’s nothing serious, they think I’m a suspect for this murder case and I know I’m not and have a lot of work to do so I can’t deal with that right now. Anyways, maybe we could arrange a dinner sometime this weekend so you could meet Devin? He loves chicken wings, so it won’t be too difficult to find that. Okay I’ll see ya pops.
–Aaron